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HAIL TUMBLR!

HAIL TUMBLR!

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Chris Evans, Henry Cavill, Sebastian Stan

I…. I don’t… I don’t even…

hokay….

Fuck: …..I… fuck… um…H-Henry Cavill. 

Marry: I… I’m going to go with… Chris Evans. He’s such a doof and I’d sit down and play video games with him to help him relax. Poor guy gets enough stress without me adding extra.

Drunk: Sebastian Stan. Though honestly I have no idea how entertaining that might be.

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

Clark Kent, Thor, Clint Barton

Oh now this is easier. Ha!

Fuck: Thor. Though I’m sure he’d be damn fine husband material, he’d certainly be a damn fine bedmate to be sure. UNF.

Marry: Clark Kent. I mean… come on. Look at that face!

He’s damned adorable and he’s just a good man.

Drunk: Clint. Drunk archery. Guaranteed to entertain me.

Remy LeBeau, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes

fuck… I… oh damn it…

Fuck: Remy Lebeau. I love me that damned Cajun. Ugh.

Marry: Steve Rogers. Yeah, nope. He’s still my man, damn it. Not budging on this one. Not yet, anyway…

Drunk: I… really don’t want to be in the room with Bucky when he’s drunk. Pretty sure that would only end in tears.

Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Fenrir.

Fuck: I’m split between Fenrir and Tony, so I’m going to say… Fenrir. Goddamn it. 

Marry: Steve Rogers. Duh. That man be miiiiine~

Drunk: I’d just sit and listen to Tony as he got drunk and started babbling about science. 

Fuck, Marry, Get Drunk With. Send me 3 names.

lacalacabby:

electronic-neko:

themonkeycabal:

frelledbyfate:

deducecanoe:

dontbearuiner:

ooh-shiny-things:

winneganfake:

lacalacabby:

Can we make a petition for Oded Fehr to be cast as Doctor Strange? Is it possible because it needs to be done.

FUCKING HELL YES. 

give this to me now.

Josh and I have been saying this for months.

I accept this and wish for it to be so. It will probably be a pasty white dude tho.

In many ways it is like he was born to play this part. 

How did I never see that before? This must happen!

Oh, please, please,
please let me have Oded Fehr in a Marvel movie to admire. I would watch the hell out of that movie for no other reason, he was my first movie crush.

New Twitter Trend: #OdedFehrForStrange. Let’s make it happen.

mittiepaul:

He’s not sure why he took the sad old broken toy with him, but something about it was oddly familiar.

phobias:

avoiding hate like

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weeaboo-chan:

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avrilgif:

Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

holy shit i thought you guys were joking about this

its back

watch it. suffer as i have suffered

officialannakendrick:

sextronautt:

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

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sifu-kisu:

Knowing a little kung fu it never gets this drastic for me.

Never had trouble with these. Just brace the bottle and the top, slam the heel of my palm on it and BAM. barring that, just push down with my weight on the heel of my palm.

sifu-kisu:

Knowing a little kung fu it never gets this drastic for me.

Never had trouble with these. Just brace the bottle and the top, slam the heel of my palm on it and BAM. barring that, just push down with my weight on the heel of my palm.

taikosunninja:

demonsrunwhenwinchestersgotowar:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

haha are you kidding me

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.

Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.

Where’d Steve get himself off to now??

Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????

What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????

STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE

#AGAIN