The Captain's Log

proisrael:

For Hamas Nothing Is Sacred

n-a-blue-box:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

i would let her on the couch and also give her all my money look how cute she is!

n-a-blue-box:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

i would let her on the couch and also give her all my money look how cute she is!

You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

cleowho:

"I can feel my hair curling!"
The Deadly Assassin - season 14 - 1976

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

romana-rose:

Lord President Romanadvoratrelundar

Hobbit/LotR Ask Meme: Thehallsofourfather asked 10. Favourite weapon

'Born from the maws of dragons I am always hungry and thirsty'

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̡̛͇͕̜̘̲̪̜̮͉͎̠͔̥͟͠ͅI҉̘͎͈͔̼̦͜T̕҉̕҉͈̬̟ ̢̝͈͚̠̳̯̮̯̠̮͙̤̬͓̘̻̱́͡Ć̨̢҉̞͍͎͍͙̰̙͚̠̞̼͙O̶̧͓̩͇̲̼̱͖̤̰̭͠M̛͙̮̱̮͖͙̻̖̮͚̞̩̗͚͓̖̠̀̀͢͜ͅͅE̸̢̡̛̛͉̪̜̪̠̯S̷̢͕͇̫̗̤̜͎̠͓͉̹̕͜͞ ̵̢̺̭̘̘͉̪̦͓͕̞́F͏̵̕҉̱̫̯̙͞Ǫ̸̡̣͈̱̙̭̦̹̺̻̟͖͈͔̼̀Ŗ҉͈̟̱̲͇̖̥̖͔̰̠̞̖̤̬ ̗̝̠̱̺͈͜͡͡ͅŲ̡̩͈̼̠̙̝̪̙̟̪̫͍S̨̨̳̭͖̯̦̰̕̕͠ ̴̴̯̺̪̺̹͓̰̰̗͘A͢͏̟͕͎̤̤̥͖̙̜͔̙͕ͅL̢̛̙͓̯̼̼͖͇͓̫̝̼̩̫̘̙͓͢Ĺ̨̹̹͍̝͎̙̳̳̪̮̣̞͘ͅ
̷̶̢̩͕͇̱̖̭͉̻̰͔̞̗͇͕̥̠̀ͅE̴̵̷̹͙̺̹͘̕B͘͏̣̱͚̺̻̲͚̩̕O҉̵͡͏̻̝̮̝̳̖̺̦͓̫̩͉̼͓̼̮̳ͅḺ̷̸͖̩̗̲͎͎̫͖͇̀͢A̸̷͏̳̺̙̭ͅͅ ̙̹̥͎̩̥́E̴̤̺̺̝̖̣͢͜͠B̵̷̢̛̯̠̻͎̬͘O͟͏̮̱̩͙̫̙̳̭̥̱̹͙̭̺͇͍L̢̛̕͏̼̲̝̭̭̰͖͇̘̟̫͙̩̜̰͘ͅĄ̸̸̺͍̠̻̜͓̺̩̫͈̳͝ ̛͕̹͍̳̜̠͎͚̠̞̣̯̹ͅĘ̴̸̸̬͍̘̥̦̠̞̺̼͚̣͈̞̥̺̦͈͘B͍̪̣̝̘̟̰̯̲̼̝̦͕̼̀͠O̴̻̺̞̣̝̫̕͘͡L̸͟͏͏̺̪̙̤̹̦̖̜À͏̶̩͍͈̱̹͕͕̖͔͙̮͈̞̰ ̢͈͚͖̰̮͞͞E̶̬̫̤B̛͓͙̱̙̀́͢O̶̸͎͉̟͈͜ͅL̵͈̮̯̳͓͉̰̞̱̱̦͢͟A̛̜̜͚̘͕̯̹͉̞̺̥̪͚̲̗̩͎͇͘ͅ
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͏̷͎̭̥̦̳͉̖͇̰̩̬͖̣͕͖͡E͝͏̙̪̣̱̠̫̱͙̙̲̕B̼̬͓̖͍̱̱̫̝͖̥͝͝ͅƠ̷̡̖̤͍͇͕͍̯̪̖̤̺̙̹̯͙̮͎̩͟͟L̺̼̗͔̜̮͕͇̱̼̫̝͓̱̩̞͙͞A̵̝͚͍̖̥͖͇̺͓̬̩̹̟̙͚̬̱̩͜ ̷̺̥̫͔͓̤͉̺͎̮̟͘͝͞E҉̼̥̘̫̘̹̹̳̗͞B́͝҉̶̘͕̩̤̰͚̺̣̥̪̭͇̮͜Ó̠͚͉̠̮̳̮͉L̗̲̭̩̼̙̩̗̳̩̙͔̪̙̖͈̀͠Ą̨̪̺̣̖͇̟̯͕̙̞̟́͢ͅ
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ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.

This isn't Obama's fault. The two people are needed for phase one trials of a cure. Their families and churches are footing most the bill. There isn't much he can do to stop it.

Actually, he Can. The CDC is a government body that he has control over. Whatever money the churches spend on getting the people back would be immediately negated on grounds that these people need to be quarantined away from the U.S. to protect the people. This is a highly contagious virus that even doctors in hazmat suits catch.

oletaroberts:

captainehren:

THERE ARE TWO AMERICANS INFECTED WITH EBOLA BEING FLOWN INTO AMERICA. Obama, I get that you think America is an empire colonizing the world; I get that you hate America and think we’re making money off the burdened backs of the third world; but you are literally giving to America a death sentence.

Ebola has no cure.

Ebola liquefies your internal organs and is highly contagious.

Do you hate America so much that you would put every man, woman, and child in America to death? 

He’s pretty much already putting children from other countries to death by not doing anything but fundraising. Him not doing anything here does not surprise me one bit.

True, but this is an immediate death sentence rather than the slow death sentence of not sending those poor kids back home where they belong with their parents. Instead, he’s using them as little human political shields.

But now he’s okayed two Americans infected with Ebola to die here and spread the virus. Doctors in specially designed hazmat suits who regularly work with ebola patients Die from Ebola. It’s extremely contagious.

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

oletaroberts:

I love it when I try to say something on Facebook using common sense but they just DONT pay attention to you or keep on freaking out

oh God, what?

THERE ARE TWO AMERICANS INFECTED WITH EBOLA BEING FLOWN INTO AMERICA. Obama, I get that you think America is an empire colonizing the world; I get that you hate America and think we’re making money off the burdened backs of the third world; but you are literally giving to America a death sentence.

Ebola has no cure.

Ebola liquefies your internal organs and is highly contagious.

Do you hate America so much that you would put every man, woman, and child in America to death?