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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

"Brows, lashes, lips. Frame the face."

composers in mozart’s time who weren’t mozart

ACTUAL BEST

The search for Atlantis with the Ancient Alien Theory headed by the levitating hair dude from Ancient Aliens.

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poorrichardsnews:

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I was searching for 2009 Senate debate over state exchanges and found this little gem from September 23. The debate here is definitely in the weeds, but the key portion is that Democrat Senator Max Baucus admits that the Affordable Care Act tax credits are for states that adopt exchanges.

shicksome:

"YEP, HAWKGUY.”

"EYE, EYE."

HAWKGUY.

poorrichardsnews:

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An armed doctor was able to stop a psychiatric patient turned gunman at a Pennsylvania hospital today. Unfortunately, he may lose his job because of it.

From My Fox Philly:

A female case worker was killed and two were wounded in a shooting at the Wellness Center on the Mercy Fitzgerald…